Fiona Blaylock: Trailer Trash

Fiona Blaylock: Trailer Trash

Selenium toned photo of Fiona Blaylock and Vanessa Blaylock arguing. Fiona points an accusing finger at Vanessa.
My sister, Fiona Blaylock, accusing me of stealing her boyfriend Rodney back in 6th grade.

I didn’t see my sister Fiona a single day in 2014. But with the promise of free prims to rez her Airstream luxury recreational vehicle (aka “mobile home”) by enrolling as a student at Medici University, her head finally popped up on Sunday, as predictably as Punxsutawney Phil.

Selenium toned photo of Fiona Blaylock and Vanessa Blaylock arguing. Vanessa slaps Fiona's face with an open palm and Fiona's head recoils to the side in an angry grimace as her hair flies to the side.
Me, thanking Fiona for bailing out of our NYC apartment without paying the rent and leaving me with the bill.

Fiona Blaylock

I’m happy to report that sisterly love knows no bounds! We were able to take up right where we left off on 12 June 2013, the last time I saw her. We argued about who ma loved best (technically, who ma hated most.) Who stole who’s lameass boyfriend. Who bailed out of our NYC apartment without paying the rent. Who ditched the other right when things heated up at Blaylock’s Palmistry in Port-au-Prince. And so many other lingering questions and great moments of family affection.

Extreme closeup of Fiona Blaylock in the act of yelling at her sister Vanessa Blaylock. FIona's brows are knitted tight and her mouth is in an angry snarl
Fiona yelling at me. What else is new?
Shut up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up first!

It’s all about family!

What about you? Who are your favorite relatives? How do you like to spend time together?

Vanessa Blaylock's signature
Extreme closeup of Vanessa Blaylock in an angry expression as she yells at her sister Fiona Blaylock
I love my sister!

4 thoughts on “0

    1. You got a gravatar! 😀

      Anyway, don’t worry about it RM, she likes it.

      I remember once back at ma’s place when there’d been a lot of family stress, Fiona and I were playing a game of pool to try to let things chill a bit. It wasn’t working. We just kept talking about it and making it worse.

      Suddenly I turned around to see that Fiona was about to crack me over the head with her pool cue! I instinctively reached up and grabbed the stick – but I didn’t try to take it away from her, instead we both held onto it strongly, giving our weight and tension into the cue. We moved together in a very direct, and bound kind of way. It was powerful. Durational. We moved together in silence. After about 5 minutes of this “dancing”, Fiona dropped the cue, said, “thanks sis, that really helped,” and left the room.

  1. maybe try some tae kwon do? cause you could do with a lot more “focused” fighting then the “give yourself a brain aneurysm” fighting! 😛

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Previous post ARTiculate INVESTigate: a conversation with Newton
New Hampshire Rebellion Logo: graphic of the shape of the state of New Hampshire made out of red, white, and blue, and with the text "Join the Rebellion" Next post NH Rebellion VR Walk Real Time

Tags

260 posts
Retired latex model. Over the years so many "SL Killers" have come & gone: Cloud Party, Blue Mars, InWorldz, Sansar, HiFidelity, and more. Meanwhile, SL keeps pressing on.
View Posts →
183 posts
Virtual Performance Artist, retired, turned Virtual Coffee Shop proprietor, now also retired. Pretty much just a pensioner these days.
View Posts →
90 posts
Cheerleader, Roller Derby girl, Barista, and Host. I've seen so much love, beauty, and desire in SL. I'm touched by the tiny acts of kindness that surround us every day.
View Posts →
21 posts
Proud Woodcrest University Cheerleader! Don't mess with the Angry Beavers!!! Currently accepting applications for a partner in crime and fellow Netflix binge-watcher.
View Posts →
19 posts
Former Factory Girl who realized that life wasn't sustainable. So I moved to a farm. I'm a virtual rewilder!
View Posts →
18 posts
A big girl in a virtual world. Lover of EDM, Deep House, Afro, Funky, Tech, Reggae, Ambient & Underground. I love the diversity of SL! I love my avatar body filled with endless curves.
View Posts →
13 posts
Former host of Virtual Artist Alliance's Haiku Speedbuild. Occasional VAA Photohunt participant. Rider of bicycles, scooters & motorcycles.
View Posts →
10 posts
I was the facilities manager at Medici University. Currently semi-retired. Leisurely strolling the SL grid. A little salsa dancing. A little salsa & chips. Maybe looking for a new job, who knows?
View Posts →
8 posts
My pronouns are Blonde / Brunette / Ginger. I love body paint! So much less messy in SL than in FL! Find me dancing at the CMNF Lounge in the body & hair colors of the day!
View Posts →
5 posts
1542 – 1576 – 2014. Having your brother order your husband to murder you is a lot. If anyone needed a reboot, it was me. In SL I'm all about education: body, mind, soul.
View Posts →
3 posts
Hi! I'm Butter, a new Second Life avatar from Firenze, Italia! I'm an SL supermodel (at least in my own mind) out to look great, shop hard, dance wildly, and have all the fun (and none of the drama) that SL is famous for.
View Posts →

Archives

Comments

  1. Another Followup --- It's mid-October and all the Halloween installations are raging. This "Top SL Haunted Places" notice came in…

  2. Update: CoffeeSluts of Second Life just republished their 4-1/2 page, 1,482 word, Group Guidelines. It's here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Rj9iTSey-sudgA5lfIDj3e8JTN1zM6vHiiCiKE5nZK0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Rules:…