Do you know how it feels to be a grown woman and have your mother running around trying to be a teen goth?
C’mon mom! Get some sun! Vitamin D! It’s good for you! No one should be that pale!
Yes, I saw my daughter Odia last night. As usual I got a gentle scolding for being so pale. What’s the most important thing in the world? Easy: Odia. So, off to titivate Kate! Vitamin-D, here I come!
Odia and I met many years ago at a sim called the Doll Works. They had huge “plastination” machines that turned flesh avatars into plastic Barbie dolls. Just getting a tan has to be easier than that, right? OK, here’s my SLuber!
Yes, the Tannification Cosmetarium please!
I’m a French Fry! For my baby girl! Oh yeah!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Retired latex model. Over the years so many “SL Killers” have come & gone: Cloud Party, Blue Mars, InWorldz, Sansar, HiFidelity, and more. Meanwhile, SL keeps pressing on.
BTW, even if my complexion has a slightly undead pallor, at least I’m not freakishly tall like *some people* I know! The average American female is 5’4″ / 163 cm tall. How tall are you, dear reader?