Uh-oh! Momma got frisky!

Uh-oh! Momma got frisky!

I know. I know.

I’m not supposed to talk about mommy’s pribate lyfe. But if it has a big impacts on me, I haves to say something!

Me, momma, and the always sleeping Baby Hercules.

I axed momma, if she only has two arms, what happens if she has another babies? How does she hold everybody!? Momma saids that since I’m the oldest I should take care of myself and help change the new baby’s diapers.

#bogus

KelliAnn dancing with momma.
KelliAnn and momma. They get frisky and Baby Earth has to change diapers? This sounds like the crap deal of the centuries!

Apparently all this frisky business is how babies are made? I was just made in a test tube at the Zooby DNA wab from momma’s hairbrush. And I was delivered by stork! No fancy clinics!

KelliAnn and momma. They look pretty together. Please don’t axe me the status of their relationship. Nobodies tells me anything.
After she gets frisky with KelliAnn momma looks kinda messy.
Every time Momma and KelliAnn get frisky, momma has to buy all new clothes. It’s really cutting into my cheerios and meelk budget!
KelliAnn and momma at The French Midwife clinic.
Momma getting measured and weighed at The French Midwife clinic in the Montsoreau region of the real metaverse, Second Life.

The French Midwife

The most amazing thing about The French Midwife clinic is that the doctors, or midwives, are actually French!

I looksed at the labels on momma’s USA flag pants, and they were made in China. If you go to a “Maid Cafe” in Akihabara, Tokyo, you get served by “Asian French Maids!” Who would habe ever guessed that at The French Midwife you get cared for by actual French Midwives! It’s amazing!

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Parcel Details

Momma was cared for by Mᴀᴅɴᴇss M. ℂ (alexblnd) and her partner Misaki ℂ (marc0ssiane). They were nice.

                             ᴇxᴀᴍ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ
                       - ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʀᴇɴᴄʜ ᴍɪᴅᴡɪꜰᴇ - 

Performed today : Consultation Stage : 1

  • Blood Test – hCG , HDL, LDL , glucose, Hepatitis, Trichomoniasis
  • Ultrasounds – estimated date of delivery
  • Baby Weight : N/A
  • Baby Height : N/A
  • Heartbeat : N/A
  • Mommy Height : 5 feet 10 inches (1.76 m)
  • Mommy Weight : 147 lbs (66,6 kg)
  • BP : 123/86 => all is normal

Notes :
Pregnancy test performed by the mother => positive
The hCG levels are elevated, this indicates a positive pregnancy result
The analysis indicates normal HDL and LDL levels
The analysis indicates normal sugar levels
The blood analysis is negative for Hepatitis
The blood analysis is negative for Trichomoniasis

No symptoms felt => Good ! 🙂

Prescribing :
1x Vegan gummy if you feel tired. (Rest Boost)
1x Prenetal Plus for mom and baby to help support development and growth. (Thirst Boost)
1x Omega 3 alleviates nausea and supports optimal health and well being. (Hunger Boost)
1x Crystal Love : Feel the warmth and glow of love crystals. Momma can rez this on her sim and every 30 min she will get +5 love boost. (Love Boost)

                    Paid : L$280
OMG! The doctor took two huge things of momma’s blood! Momma axed them how come the didn’t use tiny Theranos fingersticks. But the doctor said they were just a small clinic and couldn’t afford all the most expensive lab equipment.
Doctor giving momma an ultrasound! Look at the tiny baby on the screens! The doctor said they probably won’t be able to tell what sex the baby is till March. Momma sez if it’s a boy she wants to name him “Trifid”, and if it’s a girl she wants to name her “Xena”.
Hello, baby Trifid or Xena! The doctor says you will be born about 22 August 2023. Welcome, almost, to the world! I guess I could help takes care of you. And change your stinky diapers. It’s nice to see your picture. I hope I can be a good older sister for you.

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